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- Magnetic Matrix Powers — Sparsitute seminar, May 4, 2026
- Local Network Analysis — UIUC seminar, Apr 21, 2026
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David F. Gleich™ Plushie
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Huggable, tenured, and machine-washable. Stuffed with locally-sourced sparse matrices. Converges in your arms.
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